And now nominees for item most easily replaced with a knife or maybe in a pinch, a vegetable peeler. This is just for peeling asparagus.
Occasional Rantings and Bemusement.... This is not about useless items not meant to be useful or tacky items masquerading as "decor" or silly things that purport to be fun. This site catalogs and mocks those peculiar items that are intended to be useful, have only one purpose, and can be easily replaced with a simpler, cheaper, or more versatile item....and which save you from a problem you really don't have.