Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Pamper Your Towels

At least other kinds of towel warmers double as a place to HANG your towel too. This is just more junk taking up space. Who has room - and a spare outlet - in the bathroom for this "towel spa"?! So here's my question: do people with $80 to spend on warming towels have bathrooms so unheated that they need the towel to warm them? If the bathroom is cold, get a space heater - those using restroom for things other than baths would appreciate it!

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Monday, November 24, 2008

Why You Are Fat

So now you can order pizza while watching TV (from your TIVO) without having to stretch to the coffee table to pick up your phone with the pizza number already programmed in.....

Now, if they invent a gizmo where you can point remote at something on a TV show and order it....that would really let you have instant gratification every time you experience the power of suggestions.....cheeseburger, wine, hooker....

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

Reusable Burning Cross

I suppose this light up cross could in fact be useful for repeat offending KKK members who don't want to spew carbon into the atmosphere or cut down any more trees... now how to sneak up to someone's house and find an outdoor plug and their extension cord before they notice you and get out their shotgun? Perhaps they will invent a battery powered one....

Update: Jon Stewart gets on the case...

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Unless You're Missing Hands...

....you should not get this battery operated whisk.

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